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A |
American Airlines |
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Boots |
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Bullets |
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Nukes |
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Pocket Rockets |
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Sharp Tops |
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Spaceships |
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Squirrel |
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| As Ac |
Joe Luis |
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| Ah Ad |
Visine |
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| A A A |
Beatles Reunion |
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| K
K |
Ace Magnets |
Ace Magnets because the ace is the only card
you don't want to see. |
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Brokeback Mountain |
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Cowboy Wolford |
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Cowboys |
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Gorillas |
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Gorillas in the Mist |
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Kangaroos |
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King Kong |
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Kingkerbells |
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The Two Fat Rulers |
Byron Cowboy Wolford |
| K K K |
The Alabama Knight Riders |
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The Three Wise Men |
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Rodeo |
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| K K K K |
The Four Horsemen |
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Rodeo |
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| Q
Q |
Big Pair |
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Bitches |
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Canadian Aces |
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Canadian Rockets |
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Dames |
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Divas |
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Dolly Parton |
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Double Date |
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Dykes |
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Flower Girls |
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Four Tits |
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Hookers |
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Jailhouse Rock |
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Ladies |
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Mop Squeezers |
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Sigfried & Roy |
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The Hilton Sisters |
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Whores |
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Wire Cutters |
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| Q Q Q |
Six Tits |
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| Q Q Q Q |
Village People |
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| Q Q K K |
Mommas & Poppas |
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| J
J |
Brothers |
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Dyne-O-Mite |
Signature expression of the character JJ from
the TV show Good Times. |
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Fishhooks |
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Hooks |
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J-Birds |
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Johnnies |
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Jokers |
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Pocket Jews/Rabbis |
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| J J
one-eyed |
Disabled Veterans |
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| J J 5 5 |
Rock & Roll |
Jackson Five |
| T
T |
Audi |
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Binary |
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Bo Derek |
Actress from the move '10'. |
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Dimes |
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Tension |
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| T T T |
Thirty Miles of Bad Road |
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| 9
9 |
Barbara Feldon |
Get Smart agent 99. |
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Flake |
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Meat Hooks |
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Phil Hellmuth |
Phil Hellmuth won the World Series of Poker
Main Event in 1989 with this hand. |
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Popeye's |
Look like Popeye's arm muscles. |
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Wayne Gretzky |
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| 9h 9d |
Red Balloons |
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| 8
8 |
Dog Balls |
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Double Infinity |
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Little Oldsmobile |
88 was an Oldsmobile model that's smaller than
the 98. |
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Octopuses |
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Piano Keys |
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Race Tracks |
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Snowmen |
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Two Fat Ladies |
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| 7
7 |
Hockey Sticks |
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Mullets |
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Saturn |
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Sunset Strip |
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Walking Sticks |
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| 6
6 |
Cherries |
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Kicks |
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Route 66 |
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| 6 6 6 |
Kotch |
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Lucifer |
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Satan |
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The Beast |
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The Devil |
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The Devil's Area Code |
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| 6 6 9 9 |
Dinner for Four |
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| 5
5 |
Handicap Kids |
Looks like kids in wheelchairs. |
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Nickels |
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Presto |
Presto came from the rec.gambling poker game
where due to a computer glitch 55 won more than it should making it magic. |
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Snakes |
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Speed Limit |
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Turkeys |
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| 5 5 5 |
Washington Monument |
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| 4
4 |
Buckets |
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Canadian Presto |
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Colt 44 |
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Diana Dors |
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Dirty Harry |
'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to
tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
But being as this is the .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the
world, and could blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a
question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? |
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Magnum |
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Midlife Crisis |
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Sailboats |
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| 4
4 4 |
Grand Jury |
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| 3
3 |
City Park |
Two trees. |
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Crabs |
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Socks |
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Treys |
Treys
are 3 pointers in basketball. |
| 3
3 3 3 |
Four Trees |
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Forest |
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Red and Black |
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Two Pair |
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| 2
2 |
Ballerina |
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Desmond |
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Deuces Never Loses |
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Ducks |
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Howzat |
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Pocket Swans |
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Quack Quack |
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Shoes |
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| 2 2 2 |
Huey, Dewey & Louie |
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| 2
2 3 3 |
Socks and Shoes |
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| 2 2 2 3 3 |
Nits and Lice |
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| 2 2 2 A A |
Marksman |
Three ducks and two bullets. |
| A
K |
Anna Kournakova |
Looks great but never wins. |
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Big Slick |
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King Arthur |
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Korean Airlines |
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Mike Tyson |
Looks strong but doesn't win a lot. |
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Salt Lake Pair |
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Santa Barbara |
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Walking Back To Houston |
Because players tend to overplay AK and lose
with it. |
| A K suited |
Big Slick in a Suit |
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| A K 4 7 |
Assault Rifle |
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Machine Gun |
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| A K Q J T |
Broadway |
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| A
Q |
Big Chick |
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Big Slut |
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Doyle Brunson |
In Texas. |
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Little Slick |
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Miss Slick |
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| A
J |
Ace with Winning Kicker: Rockette |
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Adam & Joe |
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Ajax |
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Blackjack |
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Jackass |
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Trepasso |
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| A
T |
Bookends |
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Johnny Moss |
Because he began playing poker at the age of
10. |
| A
9 |
Jesus/Chris Ferguson |
Chris Ferguson beat TJ Cloutier at the final
hand of the 2000 WSOP Championship event holding A9 against TJ's AQ. |
| A
8 |
Dead Man's Hand |
Wild Bill Hickock held two pair, Aces and
Eights, when he was fatally shot in the back by Jack McCall on August 2nd,
1876. |
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Reet Canny |
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| AA88 |
Dead Man's Hand |
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| A
7 |
Slap Shot |
Nicknamed 'Slap Shot' as a hockey reference as
sevens are sometimes called hockey sticks and aces are bullets. |
| A
6 |
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| A
5 |
High Five |
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| A
4 |
Broken Aces |
The 4 is missing the other leg to make an A |
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Ladyboy |
Looks good at first glance, but not on closer
inspection. |
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Transvestite |
You see the first ace, and the 4 looks like
another, but it turns out not to be. |
| A
3 |
Ashtray |
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Baskin Robbins |
Baskin Robbins has 31 different flavors of ice
cream. |
| A
2 |
Acie Deucie |
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Hunting Season |
Aces are known as bullets and twos are known as
ducks, hence hunting season. |
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The Child's Game |
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| A 2 3 |
ABC |
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| A 2 3 4 5 |
Bicycle or Bike |
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First Street |
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Pup or Puppy |
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Wheel |
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| A 2 3 4 5
suited |
Steel Wheel |
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| K Q |
Lucy & Ricky |
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Royal Couple |
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Royalty |
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| K Q suited |
Marriage |
...or Divorce if it doesn't hold up. |
| K Q offsuit |
Mixed Marriage |
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| K
J |
Bill Fillmaff |
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King John |
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Kojak |
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Starsky & Hutch |
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The Gary Hand |
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Tucson Monster |
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| K J offsuit |
Bachelor's Hand |
All you have is jack/king off. |
| K
T |
Big Al |
A reference to a Wisconsin poker player named
Big Al Emerson. |
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Katie |
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| K T offsuit |
Woodcutter |
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| K
9 |
Canine |
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Dog |
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Fido |
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Pair of Dogs |
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Saw Mill |
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Unit |
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What a Dog |
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Woof |
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| K 9 suited |
Pedigree |
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| K 9 offsuit |
Mongrel |
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| K
8 |
Checkmate |
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Kate |
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Kokomo |
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Royal Banquet |
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| K
7 |
Columbia River |
The Columbia River is famous for its salmon
runs. King Seven sounds like King Salmon. |
| K
6 |
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| K
5 |
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| K
4 |
Fork |
4K sounds like rork. |
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Forking Idiot |
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| K
3 |
Commander Crab |
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King Crab |
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Sizzler |
Because of their specials on Alaskan King Crab. |
| K 2 |
Donald |
King of the Ducks:
Donald Duck. |
| K 2 Suited |
Big Fritz |
Big
Fritz' is an unconfirmed reference to German poker player Andreas Fritz. |
| Q
J |
Fred & Ethel |
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Maverick |
Taken from Maverick TV show theme song, Livin'
on jacks and queens. Maverick is a legend of the west |
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Oedipus Rex |
From a play by Greek playwright Sophocles
referring to an incestuous mother and son. |
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OJ |
It's a killer. |
| Qs Jd |
Pinnocle |
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| Q
T |
Goolsby |
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Quint |
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Robert Varkonyi |
Robert Varkonyi won his 2002 WSOP Championship
bracelet holding QT and making a boat over Julian Gardner's flush. |
| Q
9 |
Quinine |
Queen Nine sounds like Quinine, an early
anti-malarial drug. |
| Q
8 |
Kuwait |
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| Q
7 |
Computer Hand |
Calculations tell us that this is the average
hand. |
| Q
6 |
Village People |
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| Q 6 offsuit |
Peanut Butter & Jelly |
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| Q
5 |
Granny Mae |
Granny can be a queen and May is the fifth
month of the year. |
| Q
4 |
Hot Mustard |
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| Q
3 |
Gay Waiter |
A Queen with a tray. |
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San Fransisco Busboy |
A Queen with a tray. |
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Windsor Waiter |
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| Q
2 |
'Daisy' |
Queen of the Ducks:
Daisy Duck. |
| J K |
Harry Potter |
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People who Need People |
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| J Q |
Jacquese |
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| J T |
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| J
9 |
TJ Cloutier |
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| J
8 |
Jeffrey Dahmer |
Jeffrey Dahmer ate Jack. |
| J
7 |
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| J
6 |
Jack Talley |
Jim Bechtel won the '93 WSOP with J6. The board
didn't help either player and the winning hand was jack high! |
| J
5 |
Bubble Gum Soul |
The Jackson Five released their albums through
the record company 'Motown'. |
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Jackson Five |
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Motown |
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Rock & Roll |
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| J
4 |
Flat Tire |
Answer to the question: What's a jack for? |
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Full Employment |
If you play this you'll always have a day job. |
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Kid Grenade |
After a poker dealer who when he played was
liable to go off at any moment. |
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Matches |
Don't play with these. |
| J
3 |
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| J
2 |
J Lo |
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| T
9 |
Countdown |
Countdowns usually start at ten...nine... |
| T
8 |
Golden Dan |
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Tetris |
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| T
7 |
Bowling Hand |
The 7-10 split in bowling is a famously tough
pin setup. |
| T
6 |
Sweet |
Referring to 'Sweet Sixteen'. |
| T
5 |
Five and dime. |
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Merfs |
A
draw poker game where tens and fives are wild. |
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Woolworth |
Woolworth's was a five and dime store (5 and
10). |
| T
4 |
Broderick Crawford |
From show Highway Patrol where he used to say
10-4 all the time. |
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CB Hand |
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